![]() And I've got to go to work.īatman: Excuse me. I just gotta know, are we going to try to love each other? Bruce: I'd like to. Vicki: It doesn't have to be a perfect world. Look, I tried to avoid all this, but I can't. Vicki: Why? Bruce: Because nobody else can. Bruce: Look, sometimes I don't know what to think about this. But I don't know what to think of all this. But that wasn't just another night for either of us, was it? I mean, we both got to each other, didn't we? Why won't you let me in? Why? Bruce: You got in. Batman: What people? Vicki: Well let's face it, you're not exactly."normal", are you? Batman: It's not exactly a "normal" world, is it?īruce: What's on your mind, Alfred? Alfred: I have no wish to spend my few remaining years grieving for the loss of old friends. Vicki: There are some people who say the same thing about you. Vicki: Some people say that you're as dangerous as the Joker. And if we can't do business, why, we just shake hands and that'll be it. Tony: What if we say "No"? The Joker: Well, Tony, nobody wants a war. Gangster: Why don't we hear this from Grissom? Tony: Yeah, and what's with that stupid grin? The Joker: Life's been good to me. Until Grissom, uh, resurfaces, I'm the acting President, and I say starting with this anniversary festival, we run this city to the ground. The Joker: So gentlemen, that's how it is. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier! Ohh, what a day! The Joker: Jack? Oh, Jack is dead, my friend. Carl Grissom: Your life won't be worth SPIT! The Joker: I've been dead once already. Carl Grissom: Jack? Oh.thank God you're alive! I heard you'd been- The Joker Fried? Is that what you heard? You set me up - over a woman. [tosses him onto the floor of the rooftop and flies offĬarl Grissom: That you, sugar bumps? Who the hell are you? The Joker: It's me."sugar bumps". I want you to tell all your friends about me. ![]() But, as my plastic surgeon always said, If you've gotta go, go with a smile!ĭialogue Nick: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!! Batman: I'm not gonna kill you. ![]() And now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. And where is the Batman? He's at home, washin' his tights! Winged bat flies through the night and finds me ready. And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money.Chances are, you've bought 'em already! So remember, put on a happy face! He's been using Brand X! But with new and improved Joker brand.I get a grin, again and again! That luscious tan! Those ruby lips! And hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure! I know what you're saying: 'Where can I get these fine new items?' Well, that's the gag. New and improved Joker products! With the new secret ingredient- Smylex! Now, let's go over to our blind taste test.Batman?, Batman?, Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press?! This town needs an enema!. ![]()
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